coachO haddima gratavissut wissumbuddy I nossapossa talkabow

Da N-C-dubbah-A gossa assortsa krazyrools bouta heahcoach takabouta-athleet datcoachO isrecrewtin, but coachO so'cited boutda kawtaback whatcomma to Oxfuh dissaweeken'. Now, coachO canntsay heename ondablawg cuzdassa recrewtaviolashan, but lejjussay heeeah lonlah kwataback lookahfoha noo-hoam.

Ayeway, coachO wannah tellyall readahs boutda funthees he dee-ahd witta recrew dissaweeken' in Oxfuh, cawsaday witda coachO in Oxfuh idda bess-day y'allevahhaive! Fust, coachO takedah recrew taddah trainataba fosum chickunwaffa! Manolive heelovachickunwaffa! coachO saytahee, "Y'alleatda chickunwaffa atta trainataba n'awstin?" HELLNOW DONNENNOW CHICKENWAFFA N'AWSTIN! Cain-ginno chickunwaffa oussida Oxfuh! Naw chickunwaffa woth-ettin, i-shussay.

Naixt, coachO takeah recrew taddah bowlah-alley on Jacksow-streeaht (dassa bawlinelly dacoachO playhee leegue-bawlin foah nighssaweek). Da recrew sayeh: "coachO, yawwanme ta-grabba bawlinball foah ya?" An' coachO say "HELLNAW! COACHO ALLWAY HAIVE HE-AWN BAWLINBALL!" Right heah:


Yallikah coachO's bawlinball? HELLYEAHYAHDO. coachO spenna prettapennah gittina custah-made bawlinball.

Loahstoree shawt, coachO bowla one-aighty-fahve an wonnah free roundah mozzarellahsticks. Now, coachO waitinbydahfone foah cawl witta VERBACOMMIMAH! Rebah up!