Tuesday, December 12, 2006

CoachO Gonnaseengya Kissmas-cara! Gatharound!

CoachO loaveda Kissmas-seezin cuzzissa tyma singa coachO's FAVITkissmas-caras! Dissa 'nold kissmas-cara boutafella who gissalotta peasants fo TELVEDAYS! Telve dayzakissmas? Dassacrazy! CoachO only gizzapresints onedaysayeer, twodaysa if youkount mabburt-day.

'Neways, CoachO gonna sinigasone boutawhatiffa coachO gossapresents on TELVEDAYS! Ibbe sogreat, ibbe likedis:



Da TELVEdaysa Kissmass

(writtaby da CoachO)
Odda TELVEdaysa Kissmas, my tooluff gaittomee...
Telve weeksa domesta'violenz counseleeg.

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LEVEN poundsa cawfish
TENSA coanel-reb rubbaduckees

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NINE interiah lahn-menn.
AIGHT minah-bottahs ah-rumpaMINZE

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SEVVA babbed-whyre tattoes.
SECTS pays-a nunnachucks

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FIVA fullah-lawded Hummahs.
FOWA wrasslinmaskes

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TREE stabbawwouds.
TOO fishdat faightechutha toodahdeaf

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1

...an'da WileBunche dirretaskut onna DBD.


Mawwakissmas! Gobbessuss evvywunnabus!

2 Comments:

At December 16, 2006 at 9:03:00 AM PST, Blogger Holly said...

Magical, gentlemen. Well done.

 
At November 27, 2007 at 5:58:00 AM PST, Blogger Ragamuffin said...

Wait. No mention of Brent Shaeffer? No Coach O tribute would be complete without it, but hillarious none the less...

 

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