CoachO Gonnaseengya Kissmas-cara! Gatharound!

CoachO loaveda Kissmas-seezin cuzzissa tyma singa coachO's FAVITkissmas-caras! Dissa 'nold kissmas-cara boutafella who gissalotta peasants fo TELVEDAYS! Telve dayzakissmas? Dassacrazy! CoachO only gizzapresints onedaysayeer, twodaysa if youkount mabburt-day.

'Neways, CoachO gonna sinigasone boutawhatiffa coachO gossapresents on TELVEDAYS! Ibbe sogreat, ibbe likedis:

Da TELVEdaysa Kissmass (writtaby da CoachO)
Odda TELVEdaysa Kissmas, my tooluff gaittomee...
	Telve weeksa domesta'violenz counseleeg.	12
11	LEVEN poundsa cawfish
	TENSA coanel-reb rubbaduckees	10
9	NINE interiah lahn-menn.
	AIGHT minah-bottahs ah-rumpaMINZE	8
7	SEVVA babbed-whyre tattoes.
	SECTS pays-a nunnachucks	6
5	FIVA fullah-lawded Hummahs.
	FOWA wrasslinmaskes	4
3	TREE stabbawwouds.
	TOO fishdat faightechutha toodahdeaf	2
1	...an'da WileBunche dirretaskut onna DBD.

Mawwakissmas! Gobbessuss evvywunnabus!