coachO Gottagrate Binnessplan! GONNAMAKAMILLYA DOLLAH!!

Alldarebahfanssay, "HeycoachO, yougottabig contrah-stenshyn, darebbah GREATAHTEEMINDALAND, an' evvabuddahwanna buyaHUMMAfromcoachO! Whassnext indacoachO's plan-ta-TAKEOVAHDAWORLE??" W'I'mmightaglad y'asked, cause coachOgotta GRATEBINNESSPLAN to feeddahmasses, coachOstyle!!


Comminsoontoa CITYNyEAhY'ALL!

Dassrite, coachO gonnaopena CHAINA-RESTRAWS! Gonnaopena Lemsdaysin Oxfuh, gonnaopena Lemsdaysin N'Yawk, den coachO gonnaopenaLemsdays in Shicaga, Lawsangules, Pairahs, Roahm, and ONDAMOON!!

But coachO, y'alldontknowhowtacook! NAWSENSE!! COACHO DABESTCOOKA INALLAMISSISSIP! Checkoutdeese coachO spesh-tees:

	CoachO's Speshtee Halapeenopoppahs! Aivy-buddah's favrah-appatiza, coachO gonna cookupsomehalappenopoppas with LOSSACAJINSPISES! coachO eatsfortydeeseaday an-dasswhyhe BEE BAW!!
	Chickunwfaffa!! (coachO's mama's SECRUW-RECIPEE!) Jusslike MamaOrgeron made backindaday. Darecipee? IZZASECRET, and coachO NEVAGONNATELLNOBUDDY howheemama makedachickunwaffa! NEVA!!! Ode Orgeronfamlasecruw!
	...andfodessert... JACKDANYABANANASPLIT!Dassrite, jusslikeda bananasplit y'alletwheny'allswaskids, witha GOAN-UP-TWIST!! Ineach jackdanyabananasplit, dayse TENOUNCEA-KENTUCKABURBON!

Sogitondownta TGILemsday, y'hear?? coachO GONNACOOKY'ALLUPSOMEEETS!