Whynobuddie Givem Coach O no'wards??

CoachO bewwatchen the ESPN show naw, and theyseahavin sukkinda 'wards show! Wardshow?? Howscumm nawbuddie telldacoach O boutda'wardshow? Coach O donewon plenny 'wards inheetime. Lookahdis 'ward Coach O won jus-yessaday atta arm-wrasslin' tourney-mint atta fust-baptist-chuch pickanick! Issabute!