dacoachO FARE-WEH speech
Fansan Rebbah fay-fuh, foddah passtwodays, yawbeen heerin-boutda bad breakda coachO goss-heeseff. Buhtudday, da coachO considah hee-sef da LUCKYAHMAN onda FASSA-DIS URF! coachO been in aww kindsa footbah-feels fo seventah years, and coachO ain't receeve nutha-bah kindliness an 'curgement from y'all REBBAH FANS!
So coachO closebahsayin he miya-hadda tuffbreak, buh coachO steel gossa awfa-law to LEEVFO!